We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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