it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
In America we eat man semen.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
