We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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