That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
