hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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