Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
