Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Boobs speak an international language.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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