im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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