at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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