32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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