apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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