Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize
