Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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