It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize