"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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