one two three fourrrrnication!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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