You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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