Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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