we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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