haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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