Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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