you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
