just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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