She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
there is puke in my bra ... again
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