It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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