No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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