She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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