porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
