question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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