Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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