i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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