Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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