I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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