I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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