...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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