can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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