On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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