with your own penis?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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