Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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