Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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