Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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