People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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