I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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