Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
My vagina just clenched in fear
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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