thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I love having hate sex.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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