Got a toothbrush?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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