Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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