Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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