i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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