Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Life is so much better after having sex.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Let's get the cat blown out
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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