Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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