We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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