You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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