I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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